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andsome
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:46 pm |
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Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:24 am Posts: 75 Location: Burntwood, Staffordshire, ENGLAND
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Today's Short Reading from the Bible... from Genesis:
"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth".
Then he made the earth round... and he smiled.
_________________ The worlds finest composer ever, was Gustav Mahler.
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MacDuffie
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Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:06 pm |
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Joined: Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:42 am Posts: 2819
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Why is it you guys don't think this type of thing would be offensive to anyone, hmmm? This is guy humor. It would be nice if you'd keep it amongst fellow males. Not deleting it, because I'm not that thin-skinned, and it has a certain cleverness to it. It is, nonetheless, completely sexist.
_________________ Patty MacDuffie Computer Haven Administrator
Live Long and Prosper Mr. Spock
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DRam11
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:11 am |
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Joined: Sat Nov 03, 2012 10:25 am Posts: 80
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An older unmarried woman was asked why she never married. She replied, I have a cat who stays out all night, a dog who sleeps all day and a stove that smokes. Why on earth would I need a man? God created Adam. And he looked at his work. And he said, "It is not good for man to be alone, I shall make a helpmate for him. Heaven knows he needs one." Take that, you male offenders!
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MacDuffie
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:15 am |
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Joined: Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:42 am Posts: 2819
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OK, ok, I get the point.
_________________ Patty MacDuffie Computer Haven Administrator
Live Long and Prosper Mr. Spock
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andsome
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:38 am |
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Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:24 am Posts: 75 Location: Burntwood, Staffordshire, ENGLAND
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This really was meant as a bit of light humour. Surely the sexes have been poking fun at each other since the year dot.
_________________ The worlds finest composer ever, was Gustav Mahler.
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MacDuffie
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:54 pm |
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Joined: Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:42 am Posts: 2819
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Yes, they have. I was just being testy. One of those getting old moments. Sorry.
_________________ Patty MacDuffie Computer Haven Administrator
Live Long and Prosper Mr. Spock
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jaylach
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Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 9:06 pm |
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Joined: Wed Mar 21, 2012 5:09 am Posts: 9438 Location: The state of confusion; I just use Wyoming for mail.
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I am going to get into SOOOOO much trouble! Patty, feel free to delete this but I just can't resist. I have two favorite 'quick jokes'. One gets me in trouble with women, the other tends to make them at least civil again... In trouble with women joke... Q: What is the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend and a wife? A: A hooker says "Aren't you done?", A girlfriend says "Are you done already?" and a wife says "Beige, we'll paint the ceiling Beige.". Gets me out of trouble............. Q: What is the difference between dark and hard? A: Stays dark all night. I can't believe I'm posting this but I just can't help it. Right now I'm like Alistair Sim in his version of Scrooge in Christmas Carol.
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andsome
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Posted: Sun Jan 13, 2013 4:30 am |
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Joined: Thu Nov 15, 2012 10:24 am Posts: 75 Location: Burntwood, Staffordshire, ENGLAND
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jaylach wrote: I am going to get into SOOOOO much trouble! Patty, feel free to delete this but I just can't resist. I have two favorite 'quick jokes'. One gets me in trouble with women, the other tends to make them at least civil again... In trouble with women joke... Q: What is the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend and a wife? A: A hooker says "Aren't you done?", A girlfriend says "Are you done already?" and a wife says "Beige, we'll paint the ceiling Beige.". Gets me out of trouble............. Q: What is the difference between dark and hard? A: Stays dark all night. I can't believe I'm posting this but I just can't help it. Right now I'm like Alistair Sim in his version of Scrooge in Christmas Carol.
_________________ The worlds finest composer ever, was Gustav Mahler.
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