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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 2:46 pm 
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Today's Short Reading from the Bible... from Genesis:


"And God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the earth".

Then he made the earth round... and he smiled.

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 Post Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2013 7:06 pm 
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Why is it you guys don't think this type of thing would be offensive to anyone, hmmm? This is guy humor. It would be nice if you'd keep it amongst fellow males. Not deleting it, because I'm not that thin-skinned, and it has a certain cleverness to it. It is, nonetheless, completely sexist.

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:mrgreen: An older unmarried woman was asked why she :mrgreen: never married. She replied, I have a cat who stays out all night, a dog who sleeps all day and a stove that smokes. Why on earth would I need a man?

God created Adam. And he looked at his work. And he said, "It is not good for man to be alone, I shall make a helpmate for him. Heaven knows he needs one."

Take that, you male offenders! :mrgreen:

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 Post Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 2:15 am 
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OK, ok, I get the point. ;)

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 Post Posted: Sat Jan 12, 2013 4:38 am 
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This really was meant as a bit of light humour. Surely the sexes have been poking fun at each other since the year dot.

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Yes, they have. I was just being testy. One of those getting old moments. ;) Sorry.

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I am going to get into SOOOOO much trouble! Patty, feel free to delete this but I just can't resist.

I have two favorite 'quick jokes'. One gets me in trouble with women, the other tends to make them at least civil again... ;)

In trouble with women joke...
Q: What is the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend and a wife?
A: A hooker says "Aren't you done?", A girlfriend says "Are you done already?" and a wife says "Beige, we'll paint the ceiling Beige.".

Gets me out of trouble.............

Q: What is the difference between dark and hard?
A: Stays dark all night.

I can't believe I'm posting this but I just can't help it. Right now I'm like Alistair Sim in his version of Scrooge in Christmas Carol.

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jaylach wrote:
I am going to get into SOOOOO much trouble! Patty, feel free to delete this but I just can't resist.

I have two favorite 'quick jokes'. One gets me in trouble with women, the other tends to make them at least civil again... ;)

In trouble with women joke...
Q: What is the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend and a wife?
A: A hooker says "Aren't you done?", A girlfriend says "Are you done already?" and a wife says "Beige, we'll paint the ceiling Beige.".

Gets me out of trouble.............

Q: What is the difference between dark and hard?
A: Stays dark all night.

I can't believe I'm posting this but I just can't help it. Right now I'm like Alistair Sim in his version of Scrooge in Christmas Carol.



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